Emergence call center (Beirut or Jerusalem): For being bombed by Israel, Syria, USA, Russia, Turkey or any other bomb related issues, please clear the line for real emergencies. For real emergencies press 1!
...: (Click.) Presses 1.
Emergence call center: Hello, how may I help you?
...: Hello, uhm, there is some red sceletal animal that looks at my cows funny.
Emergence call center: *Sigh* Does it look alien?
...: If I say YES, will you send somebody? It started salivating!
Emergence call center: Sure! Do you say yes?
...: YESSSSS! AHHHHH!
Emergence call center: Wait a moment while I connect you to some super secret agency you and I never heard about, but we have their number for any random wacko that sees an alien.
<Elavator music.>
...: Hello there? Hmmm? It just ate the cat! Oh, wait, it just returned it! I shouldn't try pesticides on cats anymore.
<some more elavator music.>
X-COM Call Center: Hello there citizen, this is X-COMmmmm, Alien Watch Team, yeah, I definately didn't say X-COM in public didn't I?
...: Yes, there is a large red thing that is salivating near my cows. It just raized a sign - "Send X-COM agents pliyz! We want agent-meatz".
X-COM Call Center: How large it is?
...: About a German Shepard!
X-COM Call Center: Pfffff, do you call that large? It sounds like one of these extra small alien creatures. We will send the helicopter immediately.
A strange creature hunt between Beirut and Jerusalem.
