Ok cool beans. Yeah I had a soldier with like 60 hp get reduced to exactly 1. By the time he woke up the war had long-since been over.
Captain Jeremy slowly opens his eyes.
"Well, well looky what we have here, you surely missed a hell of a party sir!" The nurses hazel eyes and sweet voice are the first thing Jeremy sees and hears in....days?weeks?months?
"Were....?How....wh......"
"Shhhhhh....Now, dont rush it Cptn.Its been six months you ve been strapped on this bed and snorring like a horse".
"Sargeant, I am...."
"Captain, promotions are...were handed even on troops on innactive duty. Congrats I guess"
"What....What happened? Six months...."
"As I said, you lost heck of a party. Wait a sec" The nurse moves to a nearby locker and fetches something."Here are your medals and commendations, we won the war about a month ago, now lets get you cleaned and up to speed, you have a lot of talk shows to go to"