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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2015, 09:22:38 pm »
BS indeed, reptiles don't have tits, lol, this game designer is an idiot - and tits without teats are doubly idiotic as they're unable to fulfill their primary function (mine is a snakeman/human hybrid, so it doesn't count :) )

Wanna bet these are gonna be former exalt agents that went overboard with their Genemods? Or human hybridization thingies?
I hit the sectohume spot on, I am on fire :P

Also - the game might even have an INVENTORY! What a ground-shattering gameplay mechanics breakthrough :) Maybe they have learned the XCOM2012 lesson - that after removing all the "superflous" mechanics from a tactical squad game, there is little left to actually play... Just like after removing all superflous elements from an RTS game all you get is one big LOL :)

You and your inventories, we are not playing RPGs, go back to your D&D :D
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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2015, 12:38:26 am »
BS indeed, reptiles don't have tits, lol, this game designer is an idiot - and tits without teats are doubly idiotic as they're unable to fulfill their primary function (mine is a snakeman/human hybrid, so it doesn't count :) )

Depends on their primary function... ;)

« Last Edit: June 04, 2015, 12:40:17 am by Hobbes »

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2015, 02:13:34 am »
Too small caliber though, try this:


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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2015, 10:29:13 pm »
Too small caliber though, try this:


Yeah but this tits are only visuals. The others are weapons XD

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2015, 11:46:41 pm »
Yeah but this tits are only visuals. The others are weapons XD

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The joke is that her left leg is replaced by a minigun.

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2015, 11:52:55 pm »
The joke is that her left leg is replaced by a minigun.
Ok. I dont see

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2015, 11:36:42 am »
The joke is that her left leg is replaced by a minigun.
Looks like the right leg to me.

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2015, 11:22:49 pm »
Yap but is her right leg

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2015, 10:51:17 pm »
Depends on their primary function... ;)



Well this doesn't work for me, I'm not an American and I'm not afraid of tits - converting them into a symbol of death clearly speaks of a deep fear :)

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #55 on: June 16, 2015, 12:08:02 am »
How the hell does one aquire a fear of boobs?!?!?!??!?!

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #56 on: June 16, 2015, 12:45:30 am »
Ask Americans.. or English Canadians (to a lesser extent). They are the only ones to know why guns are OK at all ages but boobs are only for babies or porn.

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #57 on: June 16, 2015, 01:28:29 am »
How the hell does one aquire a fear of boobs?!?!?!??!?!

Just grab a newspaper and read it...

Woman, 51, 'smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in caravan'
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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #58 on: June 16, 2015, 12:42:56 pm »
Just grab a newspaper and read it...

Woman, 51, 'smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in caravan'
A new way to stun aliens.....

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Re: Advent - A new X-Com game?
« Reply #59 on: June 16, 2015, 01:56:05 pm »
Ask Americans.. or English Canadians (to a lesser extent). They are the only ones to know why guns are OK at all ages but boobs are only for babies or porn.

Dont say these things to a Quebecois m8 :P

Although I have to admit I never met an Anglo-Canadian having these tendencies.

Just grab a newspaper and read it...

Woman, 51, 'smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in caravan'

God dammit....I can see now the U.S. licencing women with big breasts as gun owners....
« Last Edit: June 16, 2015, 01:57:50 pm by pilot00 »