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Offline Solarius Scorch

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2017, 12:32:08 am »
Three Cyberdiscs spotted
All go down in the same turn
Oh God, there were four
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2017, 04:59:39 am »
Fire overpowered
makes enemies panick fast
instant surrender

Panick with rockets
Oh god please no dont oh crap
half my squad dead now.

Chupacabras suck
They eat your face for breakfast
like wild methhead dog

unit paralyzed
from endless psi attack
so you taze his ass

in the xcom files
no-one cares if you blow up
a whole fuel depot
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Offline Yataka Shimaoka

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2017, 05:42:35 am »
Every Battle,
Death awaits for the squad,
The thing we tackle
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Offline The Reaver of Darkness

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2017, 05:57:37 am »
In the 'pedia
Cyberdiscs are tough to boom
But 'splosions kill them
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2017, 09:35:54 am »
Fighting small arm guys
Bullets bounce off great armor
panick cause helpless
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Offline Yataka Shimaoka

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2017, 03:14:43 pm »
Eventually runs
And went to hide somewhere safe
Ah! A job well done!
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Offline Yataka Shimaoka

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #36 on: August 01, 2017, 11:55:11 am »
Everyone runs
Before the skyranger flies
DON'T LEAVE US BEHIND!
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Offline DoxaLogos (JG)

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2018, 10:39:32 pm »
The Skyranger lands
And ramp unfolds before us
Run into death's maw
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Offline Lord Flasheart

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2018, 06:28:52 am »
Died in terror
from the deep
down below
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Offline KickAssAndGiggle

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2018, 03:05:22 am »
Bloody Chryssalids!
I hate them. I hate them. Ugh.
Zombifying dudes.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #40 on: May 31, 2019, 02:41:09 pm »
(Human screams) (Human screams) (Human screams)
rocket launcher
(alien screams) (alien screams) (alien screams).
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2020, 10:27:29 pm »
Chryssalid in base
All my beautiful people
Goddamn fucking shit
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Offline tarkalak

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2020, 05:01:15 pm »
Alien haiku:
I spy with my little eye ...
An X-COM agent!
And he is gone!
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