Your crazy piratez moments

[Greep]

Figured we could immortalize our most infamous piratez moments here.  Or just the downright silly ones.

So I do my first pogrom of the campaign.  After waiting a turn upon discovering it's just bandits, the first thing I see is... THIS in spitting range of my craft.  May as well have been a sign reading free car parts haha.

[Requiem]

That feel when you have no more ninjas on the planet. 
Well at least if there are no any "konoha"s that i don't know about.

ps
not silly moment but i just happy about this.

[Earthquake]

Just regular bandit camp.
Nothing unusual.

[Marza]

The mission that asks you 'how many shotguns did you bring?' and 'would you like to immediately abort?'

[Delian]

Reaching 100 kills with fish slaps on Jack Sparrow ironman

[ivandogovich]

Reaching 100 kills with fish slaps on Jack Sparrow ironman

LOL!  What does that even do?  Morale boost?

[legionof1]

just another version of weapon master, thou i imagine he also got alot of joker levels in the process.

[ivandogovich]

What I meant was, "What does hitting someone with a Mutant Fish do?"
Improve or Degrade morale? -  and the value is based on the attacker's bravery?
Or is it strictly being used as a melee stun weapon? Looking at 'pedia, it would seem like that...  Feels like there should be better tools for that... maybe its for the LOLs...

[legionof1]

it is very much a joke item, it main purpose is as a eatable to regain hp, it just also happens to be able to slap a mans morale, cause monty python.