Alien Climate Weapon

[Nikita_Sadkov]

Russian government claims America uses alien technology climate change super-weapon against Russia. No jokes, it is official Kremlin statement:
https://lenta.ru/news/2020/01/14/anomalia/

Context: this year there was no snow in Russia! Can you imagine?!! No snow in Russia! How would Putin explain to voters why Santa is not coming? The snow got stolen by aliens!

[Ridаn]

Theres nothing about aliens in the article. USA indeed tried to affect weather during Vientnam war - the same way we do disperse clouds nowdays.
Its not an official Kremlin statement either - its bizzare asspull from deputys radio interview.
There is a shitload of snow right behind my window, I guess I have to blame Putin now.
And why would russians expect Santa instead of Grandfather Winter.
Much Sensationalism.

[misterx]

Yankees did something similar a while back

[Nikita_Sadkov]

Theres nothing about aliens in the article.

There is no chance US has such technology, unless they salvaged it from some crashed alien spacecraft.

[The Reaver of Darkness]

The article does not say that aliens caused Russia to be cold long ago. It says that the USA may have caused Russia to be getting warm in recent years. They're reasonably terrified of the permafrost melting. We here in the USA drive our cars like nothing is happening, and would probably respond to news of the permafrost melting with something along the lines of "you're welcome, Russia".


I wonder if aliens are behind the desertification of the middle-East and the Sahara?

[Nikita_Sadkov]

I wonder if aliens are behind the desertification of the middle-East and the Sahara?

Consider that: At the time pyramids were probably the only artificial structure noticeable from space. If aliens ever visited the Earth at the time, then their sampling of earth's surface for non-uniformities would have immediately revealed pyramids.

[The Reaver of Darkness]

Consider that: At the time pyramids were probably the only artificial structure noticeable from space. If aliens ever visited the Earth at the time, then their sampling of earth's surface for non-uniformities would have immediately revealed pyramids.

The aliens built the pyramids, though. I believe that's canon in X-Com: UFO Defense.

[Nikita_Sadkov]

The aliens built the pyramids

For what purpose? Some barcode planet marking?

[Solarius Scorch]

For what purpose? Some barcode planet marking?

For docking, of course!