Let's Play (Open)Xcom for the first time! (Superhuman Ironman) ~ Rest In Pieces

[Bloax]

[17: Jeb Bush's X-COM Campaign]
Ethereal terror + a single critical mistake = Much Fun

It's a trainwreck that just kept on giving.


Not that I mind, I just got those 19 (though like 2 got shrekt in this mission) decent soldiers from the previous soldier purchase round.

[Bloax]

[THE LORD OF THE FAILS 3: THE RETURN OF THE FORUM SPAM]

[18: More maintenance!]
Buying soldiers, culling the weak, et cetera. Nothing interesting.
Raiding base in 3, 2, 1;

[19: Ayylien Base Raid]
Loads of people die to sneaky, sneaky reapers.
we win though lol suck it floaters

No commander though. :-(

[Bloax]

[20: Full Squad Cleanup]
haha oops


no worries though, the old gang is out BUT WE SHALL RISE AGAIN


doing fucking great so far

[Bloax]

pssst

if you thought august was finished

u were wrong!!

[21: More Nothing!]
more maintenance after a full squad wipeout mmh yes baby i love it


[22: Ethereal Supplies]
we kick some punk-ass ethereal ass

[23: The Lord of the Sectopods 2: The Two Squadwipes]
sectopods kick some punk-ass xcom ass
fuck!!!!

[Bloax]

[24: Muton Blitz]
Some dumbass mutons get blitzed to high hell.
Die.

somehow the score for august was over 100 what in the fuck

[25: Floater Supplies]
The winner of the Most Enthusiastic Commentary award.

[Bloax]

[26: Bring Lights to the Party]
uh yeah kids don't forget flares on night missions
particularly ethereal night missions
fuck

[27: gettin real fuckin tired of your shit, game]
wow more ethereal psi rape fucking love it so much fun !!!
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

though the sole survivor was well worth saving;


[28: Quick Muton Purge]
A nice, fun little mission.
Good stuff.

I'll upload the rest later, since I am definitely in no hurry to get all of this out. :^)

[Bloax]

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR

[29: Why Did I Record This]

39 MINUTES OF BASE/EQUIPMENT MANAGEMENT???

YEAH SON
NOW THERE'S A ROOKIE I LIKE

[30: Ethereal Supplies 2: Electric Psigaloo]

ETHEREALS GETTING REKT NOW THAT I HAVE PSI-SCREENING????

[31: A Quick Side-dish of Sectoids]

SECTOIDS GETTING SLAUGHTERED MERCILESSLY WITH NO NOTABLE LOSSES?????

[32: Bloax does retarded things.. Twice!]

AND SOME NIGHT-TIME MISHAPS?



YOU BETTER BE, SON!

[Bloax]

YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE

[33: Super Successful Base Raid]

WELL SO WAS I UNTIL I SUDDENLY WALKED INTO A NOOB TRAP OF RESEARCHING A COMMANDER TOO EARLY LOL!!!

[34: Sectoid Shenanigans]

NOW I DROWN MY ANGER IN POINTLESS TRAINING MISSIONS FOR FUN

[35: Messing Around]

AND MORE TRAINING MISSIONS FEATURING SOME POOR MUTONS AND A SUPER SPECIAL ETHEREAL GUEST WHO UNFORTUNATELY DIED

[36: Muton Suhplais]

MORE MUTONS PERISH IN A VERY VICIOUS RAID BY THE RAVENOUS X-COM OPERATIVES

[37a: Oh my, base defense!]

SEEING THE IMMEDIATE THREAT OF THE RAVENOUS X-COM OPERATION, THE ETHEREAL FORCES SEND A TERROR SQUAD TO END THEIR PUNY LIVES LIKE THEY USED TO DO

[37b: Blaster Launchers are Fun And Balanced]

UNFORTUNATELY, THE X-COM OPERATIVES ARE OUT OF CONTROL
ALL IS LOST

S. O. S. S. O. S. S. O. S. S. O. S. S. O. S. krhhhhhhhffpppphhhhhhhhhhhh

[38: FULL RETARD BASE RAID]

GOOD LORD WHAT ARE THEY DOING


DEUS VULT!
DEUS VULT!

[Bloax]

[39a: Ethereal Battleshit (Part 1)]

We take a look at something that will happen in the future, today!

[39b: Ethereal Battleshit (Part 2)]

oopsie, another ethereal-related squadwipe :^D
good thing i gave zero shits lol

[Bloax]

[40a: Premature Finalucation]
Seeing that I walked into a n00b trap and this was dragging on for way too long, I decided to just fucking end it all and edit my save to ACCIDENTALLY have a floater commander again.
Because THIS SHIT IS LONG OVERDUE SO FUCK THE RULES
WE GO TO MARS NOW


[40b: THE GRAND FINALE]
IT'S TUH FAINAL COUNTDAAAAAUN (protip: youtube now has a "loop" feature on its html5 player [just right-click on the video] lol let's see how long that lasts)

fuckkkkkkkkk
so close