XCOM poem...

[crisisdude]

Where's That fire coming from?  From the rookie?
Well then give that man a cookie.
Whoops He took a plasma blast.
Oh!  I knew he wouldn't last.

Hey look Jack made captain, he was so great.
Even though the only one killing was Kate.
Should have given the rookie a armor plate.
damn it's just too late.

The aliens took my base.
Oh!  I just wanna slap them in the Face.
No one was there to guard, oh well.
My income has definitely fell.

[Gifty]

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