After many years I decided to give x-piratez a new start and boy this is hyper focus inducing.
I'm over a year and a half in the campaign, and now I'm at the Big Boss rank. According to the description, I need to make the guild and academy angry, but how do I do that ? Did I miss a research or do I just try to grasp transports until I get the right hostage ?
Fight the alien/cthulhu/what-the-hell-is-this menace! Enlist to X-Com today! (Post in this thread to get named)
Hello, Speaking English feels like R'lyehian, and TFTD in superhuman is brutal. Let's do both! In a more serious tone, I want to train my speech and record some X-Piratez so this ironman campaign will provide some experience while it lasts.
I have been doing a play through of Piratez extended for quite a while with the Bay12 Games community. It turns out that Dwarf Fortress players do enjoy xcom, namely because the games share the ability to name units about their friends and watch them die horribly.
This is the story of Eve Jobs-sama the Big Boss, who is trying to show the trade guild, the government, even the star god themselves that they are threading into the wrong neighborhood, with distant help from the mutant alliance and the occasional friendly enemy. She celebrated success, suffered heavy losses. Rivers are flowing with the blood of swabbies. But she never gave up her Grog induced adventure.
Will she end up ruling the world? Perhaps not, but we can dream.
So without further introduction :
Chainsaws!
Bikinis!
Terrible Weaponry!
Explosions!
Let's play X-Piratez Because X-COM was too serious
Cave of Booty Pirate queen Angel (Archangel): medicgal Baroness Rince Wind: snipergal Baroness Snapper (Taricus), heavygal Mistress Darkening Kaos: pyrogal Mistress Kat Walker (Itnetlolor): meleegal, cat claws + acid Mistress Amperzand: demogal Mistress Chylie (Hanzoku): riflegal Mistress Boka (Boksi): assaultgal Mistress Ema ninjaston (Sheb): grenadegal, fuso sword Boss Scorching Tina (Solarius Scorch): assaultgal, pistols Boss Tah Tah (Athath): grenadegal Gal Chunky Brewster (Harry Baldman), heavygal Gal Roadkill (Strawbarrel), assaultgal Gal Mother Oab (RAM), demogal Gal Natty Compa (Nuttycompa): medicgal
Wako Base Baroness Euchre Jane (EuchreJack): riflegal Boss Lita Boyl (RAM), assaultgal Boss Helga Kraus (birdy51): heavygal Boss Ivanaya Dogobitch (IvanDogovich): pyrogal
Troy Gal Martian Max (Arthanor): riflegal Gal Diesel Princess (Ruludos): heavygal Swabbie Lo Raine (somemildmanneredidiot), troy
Memorial Swabbie RAM: Pogrom #1 by guild security Swabbie Athath: Pogrom #1 by cyberdisk Gal Giselle Kraus (birdy51): Landing #10 by guild security Doggy: Landing #7 by Church neophyte Gal Hat-hat (Athath): Landing #10 by Giselle Kraus Gal Lorelle Harker (Iithuem): Landing #10 by power armored security Gal Jehanne: Crash #6 by power armored security Boss Bushmeat (Strawbarrel): Pogrom #11 by sectopod Baroness Fatima-ann (RAM): Pogrom #11 by star god Gal Paladinia (drkpaldin): Pogrom #11 by sectopod Gal Princess Axespendable (Iituem): Pogrom #11 by sectopod Custom Snippin’ Gun Godslayer Mk.2: Pogrom #14 by Tank
I want to participate!
That's great because there is a new base called Troy. It is ready to terrorize the nearby countries but it lack one important thing: strong gals to show who is the boss. So if you wish you can be named there go ahead and ask.
You can also vote for a new base, after all there are factions who has been left free for too long and deserve some spanking.