Hello everyone,
I have been doing a play through of Piratez extended for quite a while with the Bay12 Games community. It turns out that Dwarf Fortress players do enjoy xcom, namely because the games share the ability to name units about their friends and watch them die horribly.
This is the story of Eve Jobs-sama the Big Boss, who is trying to show the trade guild, the government, even the star god themselves that they are threading into the wrong neighborhood, with distant help from the mutant alliance and the occasional friendly enemy. She celebrated success, suffered heavy losses. Rivers are flowing with the blood of swabbies. But she never gave up her Grog induced adventure.
Will she end up ruling the world? Perhaps not, but we can dream.
So without further introduction :
(https://i.imgur.com/6Es5GjHm.png)
Chainsaws!
(https://i.imgur.com/rd6O393m.png)
Bikinis!
(https://i.imgur.com/ROzlTBIl.png)
Terrible Weaponry!
(https://i.imgur.com/cjQ2fnkm.png)
Explosions!
Let's play X-Piratez
Because X-COM was too serious
Here is the episode list:
Introduction (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6370478#msg6370478)
Setup, The X marks the spot (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6372648#msg6372648)
Year 1
Jan 2601, Flintlocks and bombs (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6375430#msg6375430)
Jan 2601, Introspection (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6377157#msg6377157)
Jan 2601, For fun and profit (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6377659#msg6377659)
Jan 2601, Haha! Time for a pogrom mission! (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6383380#msg6383380)
Feb 2601, Walk the plank (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6384052#msg6384052)
Feb 2601, BOOM BOOM BOOM !!! (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6385965#msg6385965)
Mar 2601, Getting rich and die trying (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6390071#msg6390071)
Mar 2601, Super P (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6394907#msg6394907)
Apr 2601, Pirates vs smugglers (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6398904#msg6398904)
Apr 2601, Who is who? (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6401920#msg6401920)
May 2601, Rocket dinosaurs (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6404096#msg6404096)
May 2601, The mutant alliance (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6405139#msg6405139)
May 2601, Let’s kill some killers (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6412318#msg6412318)
Jun 2601, Doggy the heroic canine (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6412555#msg6412555)
Jun 2601, Building Hell Hole (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6413934#msg6413934)
Jun 2601, RIP doggy (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6414662#msg6414662)
Jun 2601, Wolfenpiratez 3D (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6416604#msg6416604)
Intermission #1, bases and stats (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6419384#msg6419384)
Jul 2601, Hail Sirius! (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6433939#msg6433939)
Aug 2601, Big plunder means big losses (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6437261#msg6437261)
Aug 2601, Operation NOPE! (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6440743#msg6440743)
Aug 2601, Back to school (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6448044#msg6448044)
Sep 2601, Enslaving the competition (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6454048#msg6454048)
Oct 2601, No more pogroms (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6459002#msg6459002)
Nov 2601, Wako defense (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6476837#msg6476837)
Dec 2601, Mercs are dicks (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6485725#msg6485725)
Dec 2601, Losing Hell Hole (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6488030#msg6488030)
Dec 2601, Fall of the misfire queen (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6498159#msg6498159)
Intermission#2 (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6522508#msg6522508)
Year 2
Jan 2602, Super Star God Puncher Turbo (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6530464#msg6530464)
Jan 2602, Swabbie squad, away! (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6544553#msg6544553)
Jan 2602, The boring update (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6578645#msg6578645)
Feb 2602, Shredded suits (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6601956#msg6601956)
Feb 2602, Runts at work (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6606555#msg6606555)
Feb 2602, Back in business (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6613275#msg6613275)
Mar 2602, RIP in pieces Godslayer (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6627843#msg6627843)
Mar 2602, And now... mini nukes! (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6633712#msg6633712)
Apr 2602, Kraken and blunderbuss (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6637290#msg6637290)
Apr 2602, Where's the gold? (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6673302#msg6673302)
Apr 2602, Bigger Lazor Beams (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6816881#msg6816881)
May 2602, Euchre Jane is OP plz nerf (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6913697#msg6913697)
Cave of Booty
Pirate queen Angel (Archangel): medicgal
Baroness Rince Wind: snipergal
Baroness Snapper (Taricus), heavygal
Mistress Darkening Kaos: pyrogal
Mistress Kat Walker (Itnetlolor): meleegal, cat claws + acid
Mistress Amperzand: demogal
Mistress Chylie (Hanzoku): riflegal
Mistress Boka (Boksi): assaultgal
Mistress Ema ninjaston (Sheb): grenadegal, fuso sword
Boss Scorching Tina (Solarius Scorch): assaultgal, pistols
Boss Tah Tah (Athath): grenadegal
Gal Chunky Brewster (Harry Baldman), heavygal
Gal Roadkill (Strawbarrel), assaultgal
Gal Mother Oab (RAM), demogal
Gal Natty Compa (Nuttycompa): medicgal
Wako Base
Baroness Euchre Jane (EuchreJack): riflegal
Boss Lita Boyl (RAM), assaultgal
Boss Helga Kraus (birdy51): heavygal
Boss Ivanaya Dogobitch (IvanDogovich): pyrogal
Troy
Gal Martian Max (Arthanor): riflegal
Gal Diesel Princess (Ruludos): heavygal
Swabbie Lo Raine (somemildmanneredidiot), troy
Memorial
Swabbie RAM: Pogrom #1 by guild security
Swabbie Athath: Pogrom #1 by cyberdisk
Gal Giselle Kraus (birdy51): Landing #10 by guild security
Doggy: Landing #7 by Church neophyte
Gal Hat-hat (Athath): Landing #10 by Giselle Kraus
Gal Lorelle Harker (Iithuem): Landing #10 by power armored security
Gal Jehanne: Crash #6 by power armored security
Boss Bushmeat (Strawbarrel): Pogrom #11 by sectopod
Baroness Fatima-ann (RAM): Pogrom #11 by star god
Gal Paladinia (drkpaldin): Pogrom #11 by sectopod
Gal Princess Axespendable (Iituem): Pogrom #11 by sectopod
Custom Snippin’ Gun Godslayer Mk.2: Pogrom #14 by Tank
I want to participate!
That's great because there is a new base called Troy. It is ready to terrorize the nearby countries but it lack one important thing: strong gals to show who is the boss. So if you wish you can be named there go ahead and ask.
You can also vote for a new base, after all there are factions who has been left free for too long and deserve some spanking.
Ha! Nice! You've been doing what I wanted to do, but much better than me it looks like. Congratz! It takes levels of dedication that I (visibly) don't have.. And to think of doing an actual LP..!
Martian Max reporting! Ideally a close-ranged support, decent/good accuracy and reactions (especially reactions!) with a rifle/LACC or whatever you are using that's good at snap shots and a melee weapon on the belt (pipe if not very fighty, or something like a short sword type otherwise). All of that, strength permitting, of course. If very weak, just a rifle to cover the crazy gals who charge forward!
Alright, I'll add you at the beginning of the next update.
New episode, where we breach higher tier weapons : Jan 2602, The boring update (https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151935.msg6578645#msg6578645)
Edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/9Foq8As.jpg)
I'm using sabr_xcomified, it's under the filter choice. It is the best visually imo, but it only work at certain resolutions :
Here's a TFTD screen with the same settings.
(https://i.imgur.com/NoPqqvc.png)